Be Politically Correct to Women

Came across a few of the following statements on the web sometime back. Can't resist reading the humor. How important it is to be politically correct in our conversation, particularly when interacting with women. I have added and modified some. Let me know if you know of something more interesting.

She is not fat, she achieves Maximum Density.
She is not too skinny, she is Sketelly Prominent.
She is not a bad cook, she has become Microwave Compatible.
She does not love jewellery, she is Metallurgically Overburdened.
She does not love shopping, she is Mall Fluent.
She is not quarrelsome, she is Verbally Confrontational.
She is not talkative, she is Verbally Fluent and Complete.
She does not wear too much makeup, she becomes Cosmetically Saturated.
She is not stupid, she becomes Detour off the Information Highway.
She is not ready for marriage, she wants to incarcerate you domestically.
She is not a stripper, she serves at Gentlemens' Club.
She is not superstitious, she has become Reality Impaired.
She does not have a flat chest, she is Challenged with Mammary Adipose Tissue.
She is not a liar, she is Factually Misinformed.